Still bitter about the samkhan.com domain.

Lifelong New Yorker who is probably wearing all black. People love hearing me say dog and coffee.

Loves books and the fine art of a well-placed bookmark (never dog-ears a page). Once wrote Twilight fanfiction in middle school — yes, it was good.

Started professionally as an accountant, pivoted back to storytelling. Still waiting on a reality TV callback.

Fun Fact: Justin Bieber follows me.

Also, here’s a totally Unnecessary FAQ that I put together!